If you could, uh, endorse my campaign despite all that capital punishment and war stuff

It appears that President Bush sought the support of the Pope on his recent trip to the Vatican. According to campaign staffers, Bush figured that if he can have the support of the Governor of John Kerry's home state (a Republican Mormon), then he should be able to have the support of the leader of Kerry's Religion. "It's a no-brainer," Bush apparently said. Next, Bush plans to enlist the support of Theresa Heinz-Kerry.

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