I wish I thought to say that

Verbal Jazz has told numerous people to "go fuck yourself" over the years and finds that it never is as satisfying as what you come up with a half hour later when the heat of the moment has died down. On that note, here are the things that Dick Cheney actually wished he had said to Patrick Leahy
* go eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's and then whine about them being sold out to corporate interests
* go milk a cow
* Take the Long Trail home
* You're less significant than Howard Dean
* Watch it, buster, or I'll weaken environmental regulations, as the energy commission advised, just to make sure all the smog gets sent to Vermont

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