Tuesday, June 22, 2004

The Grecian Formula Guv on chaos theory -- our new inductee into the Society for Elliptical Reasoning(tm)

Massachusetts Grecian Formula Guv (Mitt Romney) is in Washington, D.C. today to argue for a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage. Coincidentally, Lt. Governor Kerry Healy has not called on the Governor to step down because he is ignoring his day job while serving as a right-wing hack. Romney will essentially argue that gay marriage has thrown Massachusetts into chaos, an assertion that earns Romney an induction into the Society for Elliptical Reasoning, since his own administration has been behind most of the chaos in an attempt to stop gay marriage from happening: upholding a 1913 law not allowing marriages to out-of-state couples that would not be recognized by the couples' home state, attempting to ram an amendment to the Massachusetts State Constitution, various other means.

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