A Connecticut Governor cries for help

Connecticut Governor John Rowland announced his resignation yesterday, amid allegations of financial impropriety and a pending impeachment trial by the Connecticut legislature. Verbal Jazz has interviewed a team of psychoanalysts and discovered that Rowland's improprieties are the direct result of being the governor of Connecticut. "Mr. Rowland was unchallenged being the governor of this state," reads one report. "In fact, once Hartford lost the Patriots and the Whalers, there was nothing the governor could do. Trading favors for financial gain is just a cry for help." Verbal Jazz proposes that the state of Connecticut give Rowland a big group hug.

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