Bush switches teams

After spending the past week trying to live in the shadow of Ronald Reagan, President Bush today praised former President Clinton's "energy and joy" at the unveiling of Clinton's official portrait. Bush, upon realizing that Clinton is still alive, was visibly surprised. "I thought only the dead ones got portraits," Bush said. Later, Bush would not admit that his praise of Clinton was a mistake, prompting conservative columnists everywhere to experience an out of body experience.

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