Thursday, May 20, 2004

Attend a Verbal Jazz Moral Authority Training Session

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Have you become caught in a public relations nightmare?

Have you been tripped up by your own lies and half-truths?

Have you lost your moral authority due to the actions of those beyond your control?

Then you need to attend a Verbal Jazz Moral Authority Training Session!

When you take a Verbal Jazz Moral Authority Training Session you'll learn to:

* Blame the victim
* Spin the media into blaming a small, select group of people over whom you had no control
* Accept blame without accepting shame

All of this will allow you to climb back onto your moral soapbox once and for all.

Testimonials
"Have we learned our lesson? Sure. Thanks to the Verbal Jazz training sessions, we made it look as though our problem was only a few bad apples." - Don R. Government Employee

"Thanks to the Verbal Jazz sessions, I was able to ignore the recent history of my institution and focus on real issues like a person's sexual orientation." Sean O - clergy member.

At the Verbal Jazz institute we've counseled countless clergy members and government employees - some cabinet secretaries, even - and we won't finish until we help every self-righteous prick regains the path to righteousness.

Contact us for a free seminar guide and no cost needs analysis!

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