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A - Loo: Introducing the new hand strengthening lotion from Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou
A-Loo: Just rinse your hands in this refreshing goodness that comes from the soul of Alou
A-Loo: perfect for the man in your life whose hands need to be strong
* The guitar player who writes love songs into the wee hours of the morning
* The construction worker who labors all day to bring home the bacon
* The baseball player, because you dig the long ball
(Disclaimer: do not use before food preparation, performing surgery or basic first aid, handling children and pets, eating, sexual intercourse, pointing your finger in someone's face, or smoking. After using, be sure to wash off your hands with hot soapy water before placing your hands near any orifice.)
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Explanation: Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou admitted to urinating on his hands to strengthen them. And Verbal Jazz already thought baseball players were a gross bunch.
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A - Loo: Introducing the new hand strengthening lotion from Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou
A-Loo: Just rinse your hands in this refreshing goodness that comes from the soul of Alou
A-Loo: perfect for the man in your life whose hands need to be strong
* The guitar player who writes love songs into the wee hours of the morning
* The construction worker who labors all day to bring home the bacon
* The baseball player, because you dig the long ball
(Disclaimer: do not use before food preparation, performing surgery or basic first aid, handling children and pets, eating, sexual intercourse, pointing your finger in someone's face, or smoking. After using, be sure to wash off your hands with hot soapy water before placing your hands near any orifice.)
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Explanation: Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou admitted to urinating on his hands to strengthen them. And Verbal Jazz already thought baseball players were a gross bunch.
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