Waiting on a heartbreak: Baseball Season has officially started with the Yankees and the D-Rays splitting an opening series in Japan. For the uninitiated, Verbal Jazz is a baseball nut. In particular, Verbal Jazz is nutty about the Red Sox. So here is my litany of things that can go wrong and will this baseball season: Pedro's arm will fall off and Nomar's Achilles will never heal and Trot Nixon's bulging disc will keep bulging until he looks like Quasimodo and B.K. Kim will come back but then flip off more Sox fans and give up a home run that gives the Yankees yet another championship. I know it's irrational. Just bear with me...

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