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NCAA to release graduation rates for student athletes: In the wake of all the controversy surrounding the NCAA's decision not to release the graduation rates for African-American athletes, the NCAA has decided to implement a policy this morning of telling whether or not some students in an athletic program graduated. Thus schools are only now required to say whether or not they had any graduations. The NCAA defended this action by decrying the notion that student athletes were in school to learn. Thus, the only graduation figures available to the press will be "some" or "none."

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