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Kerry picked to win Marathon: Just hours before the start of the Boston Marathon, presumptive Democratic Nominee, John Kerry, who is campaigning in Florida claimed that "there are certain foreign leaders who want be to beat this class of elite runners and win the Boston Marathon."
Vice President Dick Cheney was quick to point out that Kerry is not even running the Boston Marathon this year. "Obviously if these so-called 'foreign leaders' knew [Kerry is not running] they would not be picking him to win."
When told of Cheney's remarks, Mary Beth Cahill campaign manager for the Kerry campaign said, "I don't know why this administration is behaving in such a partisan manner. Is it so unusual for a foreign leader to want a US Senator to win a Marathon in his home city?"
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Kerry picked to win Marathon: Just hours before the start of the Boston Marathon, presumptive Democratic Nominee, John Kerry, who is campaigning in Florida claimed that "there are certain foreign leaders who want be to beat this class of elite runners and win the Boston Marathon."
Vice President Dick Cheney was quick to point out that Kerry is not even running the Boston Marathon this year. "Obviously if these so-called 'foreign leaders' knew [Kerry is not running] they would not be picking him to win."
When told of Cheney's remarks, Mary Beth Cahill campaign manager for the Kerry campaign said, "I don't know why this administration is behaving in such a partisan manner. Is it so unusual for a foreign leader to want a US Senator to win a Marathon in his home city?"
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