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Everyone loves a parade: After the Red Sox took three of the first four games against the New York Yankees this weekend, Boston Mayor Tom Menino scheduled a parade for Friday at noon. When informed that it is still April, the Sox and Yanks have fifteen more games to play, and the World Series is months away, Menino asserted that the Sox dominance of the Yankees thus far is parade worthy. The Red Sox, however, will not be able to make the event, as they will be in New York for a weekend series against those same Yankees.

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