Providing aid and comfort to polls. The latest polls show President Flyboy recovering slightly from a bad few weeks, culminating in a less than inspiring press conference. As is typical, the Bush camp takes comfort in the polls while the Kerry camp discounts them. Now which president said he doesn't govern by poll numbers? Should a pollster call you, Verbal Jazz recommends providing a random answer, such as endorsing the re-election campaign of President Bartlett, or hoping to see the Presidential Election come down to a series of challenges one would see on "The Apprentice." Who do you think the Donald would say, "You're hired," to?

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