Governor, we have found your Great White Whale: Governor Romney is going after gay marriage with all the aplomb of Captain Ahab in pursuit of Moby Dick, although he would probably prefer to be likened to Roy Scheider in "Jaws" considering that one ended better for the protagonist. Anyway, the Guvanah (MA pronunciation) is trying to find any measure, loophole, or means to stop gay marriages from happening in MA, presumably to endear himself to the Republican powers that be. On a side note, Verbal Jazz has heard some chatter from Republican cells that President Flyboy might pick the Grecian Formula Guvanah as his running mate should the GOP realize what a liability Cheney is. Coincidences would abound if this were the case, but it would mostly be a calculated move to attack John Kerry in his own state...Kind of like the Yankees taking Roger Clemens.

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