You mean they actually print something more than color charts and AP wires? USA Today is investigating journalism fraud amongst its ranks. In fact the journalist left the paper in January. This is akin to professional wrestling investigating charges that its matches are fixed. Verbal Jazz has nothing against USA today, but does find the complimentary issue found in hotels across the nation to be a bit light on substance, kind of like the CNN tape loops they show on airlines. If Verbal Jazz were an advertising copywriter, I would try to sell them on the slogan "USA Today: the paper that tries its hardest not to piss anyone off."

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