The showdown continues: The Massachusetts State Legislature prepares to once again debate proposing an amendment to the state constitution banning gay marriage while allowing gays similar rights under different names. A rose by any other name, while it may smell just as sweet, may not achieve the same brand recognition. Verbal Jazz proposes that the entire Webster's Dictionary be placed under a series of constitutional amendments to legally define contained therein. Thus, we will have legal definitions for such words as "Jazz" and "Verbal," leaving nothing open to interpretation as to what "Verbal Jazz" is.

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