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Bush administration produces evidence of Clarke drug abuse
Testifying before the panel investigating the September 11 terrorist attacks, former counterterrorism coordinator Richard A. Clarke apologized to victims' families for not being able to do more. Responding to his testimony, National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice, asserted that Clarke had "an undocumented history of drug abuse, depression, and or psychosis."
Rice went on to point out that Clarke's actions at the hearing were eerily reminiscent of 12-Step program meetings such as Alcoholics Anonymous (A.A.) or Narcotics Anonymous (N.A.) "I mean do you really want to trust someone who may have severe dependency issues, emotional problems, or may not be able to tell reality?"
"Yeah," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. "What Condi said. There is significant evidence that Clarke was smoking pot and attending peace rallies. Can you really trust someone like that? I would also like to add that if anyone tries to convince you that the President confused al-Qaeda with Iraq because each has a 'Q' without a 'U,' they are also upset because they didn't get a promotion, or something like that."
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Bush administration produces evidence of Clarke drug abuse
Testifying before the panel investigating the September 11 terrorist attacks, former counterterrorism coordinator Richard A. Clarke apologized to victims' families for not being able to do more. Responding to his testimony, National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice, asserted that Clarke had "an undocumented history of drug abuse, depression, and or psychosis."
Rice went on to point out that Clarke's actions at the hearing were eerily reminiscent of 12-Step program meetings such as Alcoholics Anonymous (A.A.) or Narcotics Anonymous (N.A.) "I mean do you really want to trust someone who may have severe dependency issues, emotional problems, or may not be able to tell reality?"
"Yeah," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. "What Condi said. There is significant evidence that Clarke was smoking pot and attending peace rallies. Can you really trust someone like that? I would also like to add that if anyone tries to convince you that the President confused al-Qaeda with Iraq because each has a 'Q' without a 'U,' they are also upset because they didn't get a promotion, or something like that."
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