New guests booked for the 9/11 commission: In a surprising turn of events, Condi will testify before the 9/11 commission. Who says that the President doesn't cave in to pressure or watch public opinion polls. Expect a lot of CYA (Cover-Your-Ass). backtracking and "Dick Clarke is a liar who smokes morphine before drowning puppies." The Flyboy-in-Chief and the Secret Agent Veep are also planning to appear before the full commission, but not give sworn testimony. Thus they can lie without committing perjury. The Flyboy-in-Chief and Secret Agent Veep are also meeting in private, presumably so they can hold hands and provide each other moral support.

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