Monday, March 08, 2004

Approved uses of UCLA cadavers

Verbal Jazz has managed to procure a partial list for the approved uses for cadavers sold by UCLA:

1. Get a more realistic feel for next Weekend at Bernie's flick
2. Increase number of vehicle passengers for HOV lane
3. Seat fillers for Oscar telecast
4. Extras in next Bush commercial/Mel Gibson film
5. Dance partners for the lonely
6. Models for life drawing class
7. Anything "Fear Factor" can come up with

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