We demand an investigation
Less than 24 hours after Janet Jackson's breast shocked the world, FCC Chairman Michael Powell promised an investigation into the incident. Presumably the investigation will show that Justin Timberlake actually did rip off a part of Miss Jackson's (Verbal Jazz is, apparently, "Nasty) bondage gear and expose one of a pair of baby feeders to millions of people, many of whom have no interest in football. Unfortunately, Miss Jackson (yep, still "Nasty") can't fall back on the excuse that she's a wet nurse and was late for an appointment.
In other investigative news, President Bush promised an independent panel to look into intelligence failures that determined Iraq to have Weapons of Mass Destruction. Democrats are worried that, since the panel will be appointed by the White House, that the panel will basically glad handle the investigation. Oh, and the panel probably won't report until after the November elections.
In the spirit of independent investigations, Verbal Jazz proposes that Miss Jackson (you know that Verbal Jazz is "Nasty) appoint an independent commission dedicated to finding out who knew about her breast, when did they know it, and whether Timberlake was an active part of the conspiracy, or merely a victim of circumstance.
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Less than 24 hours after Janet Jackson's breast shocked the world, FCC Chairman Michael Powell promised an investigation into the incident. Presumably the investigation will show that Justin Timberlake actually did rip off a part of Miss Jackson's (Verbal Jazz is, apparently, "Nasty) bondage gear and expose one of a pair of baby feeders to millions of people, many of whom have no interest in football. Unfortunately, Miss Jackson (yep, still "Nasty") can't fall back on the excuse that she's a wet nurse and was late for an appointment.
In other investigative news, President Bush promised an independent panel to look into intelligence failures that determined Iraq to have Weapons of Mass Destruction. Democrats are worried that, since the panel will be appointed by the White House, that the panel will basically glad handle the investigation. Oh, and the panel probably won't report until after the November elections.
In the spirit of independent investigations, Verbal Jazz proposes that Miss Jackson (you know that Verbal Jazz is "Nasty) appoint an independent commission dedicated to finding out who knew about her breast, when did they know it, and whether Timberlake was an active part of the conspiracy, or merely a victim of circumstance.
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