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Justice Scalia to star in duck hunting show
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CRAP TV is proud to announce that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has agreed to star in a new TV series called "Hunting for Justice." On "Hunting for Justice" Justice Scalia will go hunting with litigants in cases that have accepted by the Supreme Court.
"Justice Scalia has his own personal brand of wisdom that will liven up the Court TV lineup," said CRAP TV CEO, Chad Marshman. "We expect Justice Scalia to discuss such hot button issues as Roe v. Wade, gay marriage, and Vice President Cheney's energy commission."
Justice Scalia expects that even though the hunting may be lousy, there should be no conflict of interest, since he is going on these trips as part of the entertainment industry and not in his capacity as a Supreme Court justice.
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Justice Scalia to star in duck hunting show
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CRAP TV is proud to announce that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has agreed to star in a new TV series called "Hunting for Justice." On "Hunting for Justice" Justice Scalia will go hunting with litigants in cases that have accepted by the Supreme Court.
"Justice Scalia has his own personal brand of wisdom that will liven up the Court TV lineup," said CRAP TV CEO, Chad Marshman. "We expect Justice Scalia to discuss such hot button issues as Roe v. Wade, gay marriage, and Vice President Cheney's energy commission."
Justice Scalia expects that even though the hunting may be lousy, there should be no conflict of interest, since he is going on these trips as part of the entertainment industry and not in his capacity as a Supreme Court justice.
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