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Dean proposes making a holiday of Vince Lombardi's birthday
GREEN BAY, WI - in a last ditch attempt to attract votes in the Wisconsin primary, Democratic Candidate Howard Dean vowed that he would fight to make Vince Lombardi's birthday a national holiday. Dean noted that Lombardi, former coach of the Green Bay Packers and winning coach for the first two Super Bowls, "is a model of leadership and an inspiration." Dean also said, "We have to have those who wear foam cheeses on their heads on board."
Pundits have already dismissed this move as a last ditch capitulation to the "Cheese-Head" vote. Advisors to President Bush are drafting a plan to portray Lombardi as an un-American traitor to freedom in case Dean manages to secure the nomination. Democratic front runner, John Kerry gave a lengthy explanation both for and against Dean's proposal.
Deaniacs, who continue to have that dreamy look in their eye, have already made a run on foam cheese heads with the logo "Dean for America" printed on top.
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Dean proposes making a holiday of Vince Lombardi's birthday
GREEN BAY, WI - in a last ditch attempt to attract votes in the Wisconsin primary, Democratic Candidate Howard Dean vowed that he would fight to make Vince Lombardi's birthday a national holiday. Dean noted that Lombardi, former coach of the Green Bay Packers and winning coach for the first two Super Bowls, "is a model of leadership and an inspiration." Dean also said, "We have to have those who wear foam cheeses on their heads on board."
Pundits have already dismissed this move as a last ditch capitulation to the "Cheese-Head" vote. Advisors to President Bush are drafting a plan to portray Lombardi as an un-American traitor to freedom in case Dean manages to secure the nomination. Democratic front runner, John Kerry gave a lengthy explanation both for and against Dean's proposal.
Deaniacs, who continue to have that dreamy look in their eye, have already made a run on foam cheese heads with the logo "Dean for America" printed on top.
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