Results of the Verbal Jazz investigation into the Super Bowl halftime show
After conducting a lengthy investigation into the Super Bowl halftime show which featured a bare breast of pop star Janet Jackson, Verbal Jazz can only conclude that the halftime show should be explicitly dedicated to more advertising, since roughly half of the people watch the Super Bowl for these ads anyway. Remember, if you have an erection lasting longer than four days, you must call a doctor.
Verbal Jazz plans to investigate faulty intelligence pointing to stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction at a later, unspecified date.
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After conducting a lengthy investigation into the Super Bowl halftime show which featured a bare breast of pop star Janet Jackson, Verbal Jazz can only conclude that the halftime show should be explicitly dedicated to more advertising, since roughly half of the people watch the Super Bowl for these ads anyway. Remember, if you have an erection lasting longer than four days, you must call a doctor.
Verbal Jazz plans to investigate faulty intelligence pointing to stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction at a later, unspecified date.
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