First, we must mobilize the Cheese Heads

America's Dairy Land: home to the model NFL franchise (the Green Bay Packers are owned by the fans), the less than model Major League Baseball franchise (the Milwaukee Brewers are not technically owned by the Commissioner, just his daughter), and the fictional setting for "Happy Days" and "Laverne & Shirley." Now the Wisconsin Primary on February 17 will apparently be ground zero for the Rock Star Candidate (Howard Dean). If he loses, Dr. Dean goes back home to Ben and Jerry Land with his proverbial cow tail between his legs while getting to listen to Dr. Judy talk about her patients, if he wins, Verbal Jazz may actually get to mull whether to vote for him in the Super Tuesday primaries on March 2. The prevailing 20/20 hindsight has already begun to dissect just what went wrong with the Dean campaign before the primary season is over. As any good Rock Star knows: "it's better to burn out than fade away."

Verbal Jazz can only imagine the calls from the Dean staffers:

"Dr. Dean just loves Brett Favre."
"Howard Dean would love to wear a cheese head."
"Howard Dean would never take a bat to an unsuspecting sausage."
"Milwaukee's Beast..I mean Best? Sure."

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