The Cheese-Head Primary
Kerry wins again but Edwards finishes a strong second. Now comes the part of the marathon where the pack is so far behind that it remains to be seen whether the runner in second can overtake the runner in first.
It's a two person race
Howard Dean stepped out of the presidential race after going 0 for 17 this primary season after being far ahead in the polls in the latter half of 2003. As a consolation prize Dean gets to comfort of knowing he had the scream that launched a thousand editorial cartoons.
Satire
It's a tie, really
Former Presidential Candidate, Joseph Lieberman declared himself in a tie for first in the Wisconsin Primary, even though he had dropped out of the running a long time ago.
Satire
Who would the Doctor endorse?
Kerry continued to ignore the other contenders for the Democratic nomination and launched an attack on the White House: "For years, the Bush administration has had this country on an Atkins diet of defense
contracts and special interest lobbying, which has led to governmental heart disease and a bloated budget big enough to make Dr. Atkins himself look skinny at the time of his death." When asked if he was disparaging the Atkins diet Kerry said, "Not if it works and there are no health risks involved."
John Edwards when asked about the Atkins diet said, "my daddy worked in a mill, he didn't need a diet, Atkins or otherwise."
Gratuitous Yankees potshot, perhgaps inspired by jealousy
The photos of A-Rod receiving his official Yankees gear look suspiciously like a coronation, or a knighting. Welcome to the Round Table, sir A-Rod. A-Rod presents himself like a presidential candidate, eh? If he were on the ballot, A-Rod would be sure to lose in Massachusetts. Would A-Rod be a Democrat or a Republican? Well, he seemed in a hurry to get out of the President's home state and away from the President's former team...to flee to either bastion of liberalism: Boston or New York. You decide...But Fox News may want to investigate just how "American" is the "best" baseball player in America?
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Kerry wins again but Edwards finishes a strong second. Now comes the part of the marathon where the pack is so far behind that it remains to be seen whether the runner in second can overtake the runner in first.
It's a two person race
Howard Dean stepped out of the presidential race after going 0 for 17 this primary season after being far ahead in the polls in the latter half of 2003. As a consolation prize Dean gets to comfort of knowing he had the scream that launched a thousand editorial cartoons.
Satire
It's a tie, really
Former Presidential Candidate, Joseph Lieberman declared himself in a tie for first in the Wisconsin Primary, even though he had dropped out of the running a long time ago.
Satire
Who would the Doctor endorse?
Kerry continued to ignore the other contenders for the Democratic nomination and launched an attack on the White House: "For years, the Bush administration has had this country on an Atkins diet of defense
contracts and special interest lobbying, which has led to governmental heart disease and a bloated budget big enough to make Dr. Atkins himself look skinny at the time of his death." When asked if he was disparaging the Atkins diet Kerry said, "Not if it works and there are no health risks involved."
John Edwards when asked about the Atkins diet said, "my daddy worked in a mill, he didn't need a diet, Atkins or otherwise."
Gratuitous Yankees potshot, perhgaps inspired by jealousy
The photos of A-Rod receiving his official Yankees gear look suspiciously like a coronation, or a knighting. Welcome to the Round Table, sir A-Rod. A-Rod presents himself like a presidential candidate, eh? If he were on the ballot, A-Rod would be sure to lose in Massachusetts. Would A-Rod be a Democrat or a Republican? Well, he seemed in a hurry to get out of the President's home state and away from the President's former team...to flee to either bastion of liberalism: Boston or New York. You decide...But Fox News may want to investigate just how "American" is the "best" baseball player in America?
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