Next, they will propose a Constitutional amendment to ban female clergy
The Archdiocese of Boston, not very far removed from scandal, mind you, began urging their congregations to oppose Gay Marriage. Next the Archdiocese will attempt to support Constitutional Amendments aimed at the following: defining sex (before marriage) as the unholy coupling of one man and one woman, unless it involves more than one person of either gender, in which case then it is not sex, but sin, because at least the sin of sex can be rectified with marriage; banning sales of condoms, unless the recipients are married in a one man, one woman kind of way (no hermaphrodites please); banning female clergy (this would annul the marriage of Verbal and Missus Jazz, as we were married by a female minister); allowing the Archdiocese to adopt a "Don't Ask, Don't tell" policy with regard to its clergy (ooooops, they already tried that!).
One man one woman unless
Speaking of hermaphrodites: how do they fit into this whole one man, one woman scheme? If one member of a gay couple gets a sex change, can they then qualify for marriage? Does one man, one woman necessarily mean that said couple must be fertile?
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The Archdiocese of Boston, not very far removed from scandal, mind you, began urging their congregations to oppose Gay Marriage. Next the Archdiocese will attempt to support Constitutional Amendments aimed at the following: defining sex (before marriage) as the unholy coupling of one man and one woman, unless it involves more than one person of either gender, in which case then it is not sex, but sin, because at least the sin of sex can be rectified with marriage; banning sales of condoms, unless the recipients are married in a one man, one woman kind of way (no hermaphrodites please); banning female clergy (this would annul the marriage of Verbal and Missus Jazz, as we were married by a female minister); allowing the Archdiocese to adopt a "Don't Ask, Don't tell" policy with regard to its clergy (ooooops, they already tried that!).
One man one woman unless
Speaking of hermaphrodites: how do they fit into this whole one man, one woman scheme? If one member of a gay couple gets a sex change, can they then qualify for marriage? Does one man, one woman necessarily mean that said couple must be fertile?
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