Monday, December 29, 2003

The Secrets of Energy

The Anointed seems to find no shortage of ways to double-speak these days, but the Anointed's faithful followers are so gooey with desire for his candidacy that they give him a dream-like stare along with full benefit of the doubt. The subject at hand is a closed-door energy cabal similar to the one the Secret Agent Veep has also conducted. Under pressure the Anointed, then Governor of Ben and Jerry Land, revealed the names of those who were part of the cabal but not what they discussed. To be sure the Anointed had some folks who care about the environment while it would be highly unlikely for the Secret Agent Veep to have anyone who gives a damn about whether we breathe clean air.

The Anointed has called on the Secret Agent Veep to reveal the members of his energy cabal, while simultaneously laughing off any comparison between their respective cabals. In the world of Verbal Jazz this grants the Anointed Entry into the Society for Elliptical Reasoning.

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