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They sure "got him" all right, but there are still people out there looking for information that inexplicably leads them the Verbal Jazz. Every so often, Verbal Jazz likes to list some of the random search terms that lead good readers like you to this site.
1. "Holiday anagrams": Angry parents everywhere are coming to Verbal Jazz looking for fun holiday anagrams for their kids; what they get is a cynical take on the holidays and a series of anagrams that focused on the seedier side of the holiday season. In that spirit, Verbal Jazz will create even more anagrams unsuitable for Holiday distribution: uroldhp si rndknig ginaa; nstaan si nicotentnin; shilve sshtwaepo; mddaas slauc* *Anagram answers: Rudolph is drinking again; Santa is incontinent; Elvish Sweatshop; Saddam Claus
2. "cell phone camera + naked + privacy": Cell phones got a boost this week when New Orleans Saints wide receiver Joe Horn used one after scoring a touchdown. The outrage would have been greater had Horn used the phone to photograph his teammates in the shower, which is why some health clubs have disallowed picture phone usage in their facility. Verbal Jazz loves this kind of stunt because it gets on the nerves of purists who concern themselves with the "integrity of the game." Meanwhile the game features 300 pound men wearing skin-tight clothing of questionable fashion sense, who hurl their bodies at other 300 pound men in order to get a chance to knock down a 225 pound man who is involved in running, throwing, or catching. Also, any sport that has Terry Bradshaw or Deion Sanders giving pre-game commentary can't have that much integrity.
3. "nomar mia dirt": Got none. Verbal Jazz is extremely sorry to be unable to furnish you with this information. In order to help you further with your search, Verbal Jazz suggests you get a life. Verbal Jazz is not very excited about not having Nomar in the lineup this spring.
4. "saddam claus": Would you really want this guy coming down your chimney bearing gifts? How would the song go: "Here comes Saddam Claus/ Here comes Saddam Claus/ Right down Spider Hole lane?" His capture certainly comes gift wrapped for President Flyboy and the Neocons (a Super Justice League for the Age of Terror). Could you imagine the Pres complaining about the smell before unwrapping the package?
5. "hilary clinton iraq": You misspell Hillary once and all the other idiots who misspell Hillary come to your site! Perhaps you were looking for Verbal Jazz to rip Hills a new one. Verbal Jazz tries not to engage in partisan bickering. Everyone is fair game on this site, but just because Saddam Hussein has been caught, don't expect a re-election vote for Bush, unless, through some improbability, Pat Buchanan happens to get the Democratic Nomination. Also, don't expect Verbal Jazz to volunteer for Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign. If she does run, and win, in 2008, maybe Congress could pass a resolution by which a Bush and a Clinton alternate the Presidency every eight years. Thus the partisan bickering could cycle.
6. "eatin good in the neighborhood song": Was someone trying to download an MP3 of this song? The RIAA should put an end to that right away! How dare you try to download a song that is to be used to promote a restaurant! That's almost like downloading a song that is used to promote an album full of songs that suck. Think of all the money that Applebee's could lose if that song gets downloaded for free.
*Anagram answers: Rudolph is drinking again; Santa is incontinent; Elvish Sweatshop; Saddam Claus
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They sure "got him" all right, but there are still people out there looking for information that inexplicably leads them the Verbal Jazz. Every so often, Verbal Jazz likes to list some of the random search terms that lead good readers like you to this site.
1. "Holiday anagrams": Angry parents everywhere are coming to Verbal Jazz looking for fun holiday anagrams for their kids; what they get is a cynical take on the holidays and a series of anagrams that focused on the seedier side of the holiday season. In that spirit, Verbal Jazz will create even more anagrams unsuitable for Holiday distribution: uroldhp si rndknig ginaa; nstaan si nicotentnin; shilve sshtwaepo; mddaas slauc* *Anagram answers: Rudolph is drinking again; Santa is incontinent; Elvish Sweatshop; Saddam Claus
2. "cell phone camera + naked + privacy": Cell phones got a boost this week when New Orleans Saints wide receiver Joe Horn used one after scoring a touchdown. The outrage would have been greater had Horn used the phone to photograph his teammates in the shower, which is why some health clubs have disallowed picture phone usage in their facility. Verbal Jazz loves this kind of stunt because it gets on the nerves of purists who concern themselves with the "integrity of the game." Meanwhile the game features 300 pound men wearing skin-tight clothing of questionable fashion sense, who hurl their bodies at other 300 pound men in order to get a chance to knock down a 225 pound man who is involved in running, throwing, or catching. Also, any sport that has Terry Bradshaw or Deion Sanders giving pre-game commentary can't have that much integrity.
3. "nomar mia dirt": Got none. Verbal Jazz is extremely sorry to be unable to furnish you with this information. In order to help you further with your search, Verbal Jazz suggests you get a life. Verbal Jazz is not very excited about not having Nomar in the lineup this spring.
4. "saddam claus": Would you really want this guy coming down your chimney bearing gifts? How would the song go: "Here comes Saddam Claus/ Here comes Saddam Claus/ Right down Spider Hole lane?" His capture certainly comes gift wrapped for President Flyboy and the Neocons (a Super Justice League for the Age of Terror). Could you imagine the Pres complaining about the smell before unwrapping the package?
5. "hilary clinton iraq": You misspell Hillary once and all the other idiots who misspell Hillary come to your site! Perhaps you were looking for Verbal Jazz to rip Hills a new one. Verbal Jazz tries not to engage in partisan bickering. Everyone is fair game on this site, but just because Saddam Hussein has been caught, don't expect a re-election vote for Bush, unless, through some improbability, Pat Buchanan happens to get the Democratic Nomination. Also, don't expect Verbal Jazz to volunteer for Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign. If she does run, and win, in 2008, maybe Congress could pass a resolution by which a Bush and a Clinton alternate the Presidency every eight years. Thus the partisan bickering could cycle.
6. "eatin good in the neighborhood song": Was someone trying to download an MP3 of this song? The RIAA should put an end to that right away! How dare you try to download a song that is to be used to promote a restaurant! That's almost like downloading a song that is used to promote an album full of songs that suck. Think of all the money that Applebee's could lose if that song gets downloaded for free.
*Anagram answers: Rudolph is drinking again; Santa is incontinent; Elvish Sweatshop; Saddam Claus
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