Monday, December 22, 2003

New Holiday Colors

Secretary Ridge of the Department of Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid (otherwise known as the Department of Homeland Security) warns of a possible terrorist attack during the Holidays, but still advises Americans to travel. Oh, and the Department of Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid has upped their handy-dandy color chart to Orange, even though this time of year is supposed to be Red and Green (or "Silver and Gold"). Apparently, though, many Americans are shrugging off this Chicken Little approach from the government: I guess one has to take their chances in this crazy world where a DVD player selling for $29.99 could incite a riot.

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