Debate issues

Although months away, Verbal Jazz, through psychic powers, has been able to obtain a transcript of the 2004 Presidential Debates between President Flyboy-in-Chief and an unnamed (wink-wink) Anointed Democratic Nominee:

ANOINTED: Nation building is not the role of the American people.

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: Every day, the Administration finds some way to erode the civil liberties of the American People

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: We have X million Americans out of work

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: We are still occupying Iraq; hundreds of America Soldiers have died; and no weapons of mass destruction have been found.

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: Your mother wears a diaper.

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: Gays are getting married as we speak, you said you didn't like that.

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

ANOINTED: Blasafizzle skenepdiad.

FLYBOY: We caught Saddam Hussein.

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