Sunday, December 14, 2003

All the, all the oxen free

The Democrats just witnessed the collective wind go out of their sails, or at least those of Dean the Anointed (new! Official Verbal Jazz term for Howard Dean), with the capture of Saddam Hussein and the end of Iraqi Hide and Seek. Lieberman will be forced to say something along the lines of, "I'm glad they caught Hussein, but they did it all wrong, that's why I should be President even if Al Gore doesn't think so."

Hussein's capture can make the Bush-Leaguers (new! Official term for the Pres' inner sanctum) glow with pride and pronounce that this was a "just war" all along. Maybe now they might have Flyboy-in-Chief (not battle tested) give a speech in front of a "Mission Accomplished" banner. The Missus Jazz is very upset because she doesn't want four more years of the current administration.

One question that remains to be answered: will this really be the end of fighting in Iraq?

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