You say its your birthday
Verbal Jazz is one year old today. That is Verbal Jazz the website, not the author; there are still plenty of shopping days left until June 24. Plenty. To commemorate this glorious occasion Verbal Jazz would like to mention some of the ideas for the title of this website before settling in on Verbal Jazz:
Tossing Orange: I used to toss a foam orange around with a co-worker. We would talk about all kinds of stuff. Tossing Orange would be that kind of forum.
Bad Handwriting: Ever seen my handwriting? It's atrocious. It's scary. It should not be shown to children because it will develop bad habits in them. This is why I am not a teacher.
Flogiston theory: I am a sucker for out of date scientific theory. We humans can be so imaginative. Phrenology.com was taken. Damn!
Vallancourt: My simple, elegant last name is one that no one can spell. Everyone can spell Verbal Jazz. If they can't spell either Verbal or Jazz they need help. Seriously.
Elliptical Reasoning: Pretentious and boring. I frequently like to talk about the "Society for Elliptical Reasoning," which will be explained at a later date. I promise. But think of it this way: people who make arguments or say things that circle the wagons of reasoning, such as Michael Jackson's lawyer claiming sexual abuse allegations are always tied in to a major record release.
Lies & Nonsense: This is what the site was called when it was simply a Geocities site. Being a marketer by trade, I wanted to rebrand the website and start anew. There are still plenty of lies and nonsense here, though.
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Verbal Jazz is one year old today. That is Verbal Jazz the website, not the author; there are still plenty of shopping days left until June 24. Plenty. To commemorate this glorious occasion Verbal Jazz would like to mention some of the ideas for the title of this website before settling in on Verbal Jazz:
Tossing Orange: I used to toss a foam orange around with a co-worker. We would talk about all kinds of stuff. Tossing Orange would be that kind of forum.
Bad Handwriting: Ever seen my handwriting? It's atrocious. It's scary. It should not be shown to children because it will develop bad habits in them. This is why I am not a teacher.
Flogiston theory: I am a sucker for out of date scientific theory. We humans can be so imaginative. Phrenology.com was taken. Damn!
Vallancourt: My simple, elegant last name is one that no one can spell. Everyone can spell Verbal Jazz. If they can't spell either Verbal or Jazz they need help. Seriously.
Elliptical Reasoning: Pretentious and boring. I frequently like to talk about the "Society for Elliptical Reasoning," which will be explained at a later date. I promise. But think of it this way: people who make arguments or say things that circle the wagons of reasoning, such as Michael Jackson's lawyer claiming sexual abuse allegations are always tied in to a major record release.
Lies & Nonsense: This is what the site was called when it was simply a Geocities site. Being a marketer by trade, I wanted to rebrand the website and start anew. There are still plenty of lies and nonsense here, though.
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