There is no truth to the rumor that I have...
(a semi-regular round up of search items that lead you, o unsuspecting soul, to this website)
1. Naked Pictures of Jessica Lynch: This promises to be another one of those ubiquitous search items. I do not, nor will I ever have, any pictures of Jessica Lynch on this site. I wish Pfc. Lynch well in adjusting to her brief fame, and applaud Larry Flynt for refusing to publish said photos. That said: what kind of sick freak wants to see Lynch naked unless she willingly gives it up to you? Dude, get a life.
2. Skip Caray quotes: Caray is the "voice" of the Atlanta Braves, and probably the reason no one is a braves fan. He sounds like Kermit the Frog on downers. Really. The guy injects about as much life into a baseball game as your high school math teacher did into Algebra. That said, why would anyone would want a Skip Caray quote is beyond me.
3. Jason Varitek underwear: I know the missus is behind this, she admitted as such facetiously. Varitek is Mrs. Verbal Jazz's favorite player and she probably would not mind seeing him in his underwear. We saw him in Logan Airport a couple of years ago, about two weeks after 9/11, when airports were ghost towns with rifle toting National Guardsmen. We decided not to speak to him, as he was with his very pregnant wife. Just thought you should know.
4. Battle of Marathon: No, this is not the site where the guy dies after shouting, "Nike!" Nor is it a lesson in Greek history. It is my personal marathon blog in which I am attempting to raise money to combat a rare disease. Disclaimer: by writing Nike, I meant the Greek Goddess of Victory, not the shoe company based in Oregon, you know the one with the ubiquitous Swoosh logo. Yeah, them. I don't even wear Nike products while running. Persona preference. I understand they do make some good shoes. I just don't like them. I like what I wear just fine.
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(a semi-regular round up of search items that lead you, o unsuspecting soul, to this website)
1. Naked Pictures of Jessica Lynch: This promises to be another one of those ubiquitous search items. I do not, nor will I ever have, any pictures of Jessica Lynch on this site. I wish Pfc. Lynch well in adjusting to her brief fame, and applaud Larry Flynt for refusing to publish said photos. That said: what kind of sick freak wants to see Lynch naked unless she willingly gives it up to you? Dude, get a life.
2. Skip Caray quotes: Caray is the "voice" of the Atlanta Braves, and probably the reason no one is a braves fan. He sounds like Kermit the Frog on downers. Really. The guy injects about as much life into a baseball game as your high school math teacher did into Algebra. That said, why would anyone would want a Skip Caray quote is beyond me.
3. Jason Varitek underwear: I know the missus is behind this, she admitted as such facetiously. Varitek is Mrs. Verbal Jazz's favorite player and she probably would not mind seeing him in his underwear. We saw him in Logan Airport a couple of years ago, about two weeks after 9/11, when airports were ghost towns with rifle toting National Guardsmen. We decided not to speak to him, as he was with his very pregnant wife. Just thought you should know.
4. Battle of Marathon: No, this is not the site where the guy dies after shouting, "Nike!" Nor is it a lesson in Greek history. It is my personal marathon blog in which I am attempting to raise money to combat a rare disease. Disclaimer: by writing Nike, I meant the Greek Goddess of Victory, not the shoe company based in Oregon, you know the one with the ubiquitous Swoosh logo. Yeah, them. I don't even wear Nike products while running. Persona preference. I understand they do make some good shoes. I just don't like them. I like what I wear just fine.
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