Crap That I'm Sick of...
Because there's crap...then there's crap that I'm sick of
1. You got juice? Major league baseball is getting serious about cracking down on Steroids. Chicks dig the long ball, baby and the juice is part of the game, right? Or is it that chicks dig the long ball and those hit on the juice are more tarnished than those hit with a corked bat? Why not just put everyone on the juice and even the competition that way? That way, when you do drug testing, anyone who turns up negative gets a suspension and an intervention program. Keep those long balls coming.
2. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind: been very windy here in the Northeast and ruining my comb over. Seriously, I do not comb over, I just rely on people not being able to see above my timberline. But it is still windy. If you want wind, though, go to the top of Mt. Washington in New Hampshire. That is some wind, but they do at least have a snack bar. You hike all the way up a freakin' mountain and some fool wearing a windbreaker and dress shoes is complaining about the long ride? Then you pray for a gust to blow said person off the mountain.
3. The wheels come off the bus: John Kerry has been a pretty effective Senator, but his campaign has not only run out of steam, it seems to not even care about finding its energy. Those following the primary will know that Kerry fired his campaign manager recently, which led to the resignation of two other high profile players in his campaign. Those not following the primary will know that after reading the last sentence. None of the Democrats saw the Dean juggernaut coming, Confederate Flag on Pickup truck and all.
4. Glad I don't work here anymore: Seriously, I did once work for one of the divisions of this company that recently paid $4.5 million on a postal fraud claim. I worked for the travel division. Let's just say the work environment was less than friendly.
5. Take this shove and job it, or something like that: Here is the Verbal Jazz job search update. Interviews this week: 1; interviews next week: 2. Verbal Jazz also attended a resume workshop and got some useful information. Bottom line: I'm so awesome that you should hire me. Were it only that simple. I am awesome though, one does not create Verbal Jazz without a certain amount of hubris. I love hubris.
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Because there's crap...then there's crap that I'm sick of
1. You got juice? Major league baseball is getting serious about cracking down on Steroids. Chicks dig the long ball, baby and the juice is part of the game, right? Or is it that chicks dig the long ball and those hit on the juice are more tarnished than those hit with a corked bat? Why not just put everyone on the juice and even the competition that way? That way, when you do drug testing, anyone who turns up negative gets a suspension and an intervention program. Keep those long balls coming.
2. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind: been very windy here in the Northeast and ruining my comb over. Seriously, I do not comb over, I just rely on people not being able to see above my timberline. But it is still windy. If you want wind, though, go to the top of Mt. Washington in New Hampshire. That is some wind, but they do at least have a snack bar. You hike all the way up a freakin' mountain and some fool wearing a windbreaker and dress shoes is complaining about the long ride? Then you pray for a gust to blow said person off the mountain.
3. The wheels come off the bus: John Kerry has been a pretty effective Senator, but his campaign has not only run out of steam, it seems to not even care about finding its energy. Those following the primary will know that Kerry fired his campaign manager recently, which led to the resignation of two other high profile players in his campaign. Those not following the primary will know that after reading the last sentence. None of the Democrats saw the Dean juggernaut coming, Confederate Flag on Pickup truck and all.
4. Glad I don't work here anymore: Seriously, I did once work for one of the divisions of this company that recently paid $4.5 million on a postal fraud claim. I worked for the travel division. Let's just say the work environment was less than friendly.
5. Take this shove and job it, or something like that: Here is the Verbal Jazz job search update. Interviews this week: 1; interviews next week: 2. Verbal Jazz also attended a resume workshop and got some useful information. Bottom line: I'm so awesome that you should hire me. Were it only that simple. I am awesome though, one does not create Verbal Jazz without a certain amount of hubris. I love hubris.
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