Blogging while sick
That's right: Verbal Jazz refuses to take a sick day. In fact, Verbal Jazz went on a job interview today, but did not perform up to his usual job interview standards due to the yellow mucus running out of his nose. It was like having Elmer's Glue in the nose. That's pretty gross. I have another interview tomorrow and hope to be feeling better. There is something rather unpleasant about having to answer questions and be on the "A" game when all you want to do is sleep. I am having such an off-day I can't think of anything slightly amusing to say about Scharzenegger's inauguration (that's okay, Andy Borowitz, has already done so), or Rush Limbaugh returning to radio after a stint in rehab (you know, those addicts are ALL the same), or John Allen Muhammad being found guilty (eagerly awaiting the Charles Moose breakdown and subsequent sequel to his book, mind you!).
Tomorrow, I will answer that question that is on everyone's mind: what will become of Verbal Jazz once Verbal Jazz has a new job?
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That's right: Verbal Jazz refuses to take a sick day. In fact, Verbal Jazz went on a job interview today, but did not perform up to his usual job interview standards due to the yellow mucus running out of his nose. It was like having Elmer's Glue in the nose. That's pretty gross. I have another interview tomorrow and hope to be feeling better. There is something rather unpleasant about having to answer questions and be on the "A" game when all you want to do is sleep. I am having such an off-day I can't think of anything slightly amusing to say about Scharzenegger's inauguration (that's okay, Andy Borowitz, has already done so), or Rush Limbaugh returning to radio after a stint in rehab (you know, those addicts are ALL the same), or John Allen Muhammad being found guilty (eagerly awaiting the Charles Moose breakdown and subsequent sequel to his book, mind you!).
Tomorrow, I will answer that question that is on everyone's mind: what will become of Verbal Jazz once Verbal Jazz has a new job?
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