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Regular visitors to this site know that from time to time I like to look at the top search items that lead people to this site and analyze why anyone could possibly think Verbal Jazz was the medium they sought. Most often Verbal jazz is the furthest thing from their minds when they went searching. This list tells me I have to stop writing about sports.
1. Florida Marlins suck: Yet they are World Series Champions. (Verbal Jazz hates, but is resigned to the phrase "World Series." However Verbal Jazz will not use "World Champion" until there is a baseball World Cup. Soccer can crown a World Champion, baseball cannot) Marlins fans know no pain, they just jump on the bandwagon when the team gets hot. However they did beat the Yankees, whose fans feel only entitlement.
2. who thinks nomar and mia hamm are having sex: Anyone think they aren't? Anyone care? Anyone buy them "The Joy of Sex?"
3. chris rix and bed: Anyone want to shag a religion-on-sleeve, handicap parking QB? Anyone
4. pedro martinez black knight holy grail: The connection never dawned on me until now. "I'm not tired, I'll drill the Bambino in the ass, I tell ya!"
5. said doll punk rock Georgia: somebody needs help with their meds before they go typing in Google. I mean what does this mean? It makes no sense to me. I wish I could have helped this troubled soul. Really.
6. jason varitek smoking cigars: Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol. In this case it is just a cigar. The Missus and I once saw Varitek at the airport, two weeks after the original September 11. I was surprised that he is as tall as I am (6'2"). We did not go up to him, even though he is Val's favorite player.
7. chuck taylor leadership qualities: Do those who wear Chucks automatically qualify for office. Screw those classy Bostonian shoes, give me a man in uncomfortable Chuck Taylors any day.
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Regular visitors to this site know that from time to time I like to look at the top search items that lead people to this site and analyze why anyone could possibly think Verbal Jazz was the medium they sought. Most often Verbal jazz is the furthest thing from their minds when they went searching. This list tells me I have to stop writing about sports.
1. Florida Marlins suck: Yet they are World Series Champions. (Verbal Jazz hates, but is resigned to the phrase "World Series." However Verbal Jazz will not use "World Champion" until there is a baseball World Cup. Soccer can crown a World Champion, baseball cannot) Marlins fans know no pain, they just jump on the bandwagon when the team gets hot. However they did beat the Yankees, whose fans feel only entitlement.
2. who thinks nomar and mia hamm are having sex: Anyone think they aren't? Anyone care? Anyone buy them "The Joy of Sex?"
3. chris rix and bed: Anyone want to shag a religion-on-sleeve, handicap parking QB? Anyone
4. pedro martinez black knight holy grail: The connection never dawned on me until now. "I'm not tired, I'll drill the Bambino in the ass, I tell ya!"
5. said doll punk rock Georgia: somebody needs help with their meds before they go typing in Google. I mean what does this mean? It makes no sense to me. I wish I could have helped this troubled soul. Really.
6. jason varitek smoking cigars: Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol. In this case it is just a cigar. The Missus and I once saw Varitek at the airport, two weeks after the original September 11. I was surprised that he is as tall as I am (6'2"). We did not go up to him, even though he is Val's favorite player.
7. chuck taylor leadership qualities: Do those who wear Chucks automatically qualify for office. Screw those classy Bostonian shoes, give me a man in uncomfortable Chuck Taylors any day.
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