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* Red Sox quotes: Hopefully this will be the end of that insipid Cowboy Up routine. If they had won the Series the Cowboy hat would be obligatory next year.

* Mark Prior fiancée: Mark and Nomar and I could have a triple wedding. Val and I had been hoping to have a double wedding with Ben and J-LO, but Bennifer blew that out of the water. C'mon, Mark and Nomar, we'll make room for ya this afternoon and we can all cry together.

* Tim McCarver sucks: No argument here.

* Florida Marlins Suck: Where's the suffering? Where? I now have a World Series with no one to root for. Marlins fans are spoiled. Spoiled I tell you.

* Who thinks Nomar and Mia Hamm are having sex: dude, if you are that concerned about Nomar and Mia having sex, you need to get a life. Seriously.

* Nomar Garciaparra ocd: Poor Nomar, he had a terrible postseason and everyone is still ragging on his OCD. Go on, Nomar, get married and have sex. I wonder if Nomar tightens the condom like he does his batting gloves?

* Homosexual stamp manufacturers: Huh?

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