Seek and ye shall find
Verbal Jazz continues to be amused by the various search items that bring people to the site, most likely to not find what was expected. Here is a roundup of recent search terms:
1. What kind of shirt has the alligator logo on it: See, I'm not the only one pining for the glory days of the Izod polo shirt with the alligator logo. Still, men, do a gut check before wearing any polo style shirt whatsoever, your man-boobs will thank you.
2. kobe bryant gary coleman t-shirts: One is running for Governor of California on the Nostalgia ticket. The other has been accused of rape. Tell me now why the same person would be looking to sport their t-shirt?
3. Al Franken: Fox, and Bill O'Reilly, are still wiping the collective egg off of their faces over this one.
4. democratic party polo shirt: Why? Man-boob issue aside, why would anyone want a Democratic party polo shirt? The polo shirt is so Republican and in such bad taste. Is this really a sign that the D-ticket has lost touch with its core constituency?
5. schwarzenegger +flabby +photo: Verbal Jazz has no dirt on Arnold Schwarzenegger other than he is really a poor candidate for the office of governor. For a flabby photo of Arnold, Photoshop Arnie's head onto the body of Tony Siragusa.
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Verbal Jazz continues to be amused by the various search items that bring people to the site, most likely to not find what was expected. Here is a roundup of recent search terms:
1. What kind of shirt has the alligator logo on it: See, I'm not the only one pining for the glory days of the Izod polo shirt with the alligator logo. Still, men, do a gut check before wearing any polo style shirt whatsoever, your man-boobs will thank you.
2. kobe bryant gary coleman t-shirts: One is running for Governor of California on the Nostalgia ticket. The other has been accused of rape. Tell me now why the same person would be looking to sport their t-shirt?
3. Al Franken: Fox, and Bill O'Reilly, are still wiping the collective egg off of their faces over this one.
4. democratic party polo shirt: Why? Man-boob issue aside, why would anyone want a Democratic party polo shirt? The polo shirt is so Republican and in such bad taste. Is this really a sign that the D-ticket has lost touch with its core constituency?
5. schwarzenegger +flabby +photo: Verbal Jazz has no dirt on Arnold Schwarzenegger other than he is really a poor candidate for the office of governor. For a flabby photo of Arnold, Photoshop Arnie's head onto the body of Tony Siragusa.
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