Mommy, look what we found
Once again, we look at the random search items that unite the accidental readers of Verbal Jazz. Occasionally we turn up some gems:
1. Flabby Arnold Schwarzenegger: In keeping with a theme, there have been many variations of this search: "flabby +Arnold schwarzenegger;" "schwarzenegger flabby;" "Schwarzenegger flabby picture;" "Arnold Schwarzenegger flabby;" "photo flabby schwarzenegger;" and "photo of a flabby schwarzenegger." Needless to say, Verbal Jazz has no desire to run a photo of Arnold, much less a flabby one. What can a candidate for governor of California not be a bit flabby? What gives people; hasn't this man suffered enough humiliation of his own doing without you having to resort to diminishing his body image? Oh, and he may be enduring a longer campaign than he thought...can he hold out until March?
2. Boston Globe Springsteen Fenway picture: Obviously there would be some rights issues were I to be running a photo of the Springsteen shows at Fenway Park, much less Globe photos. That said, I keep trying to convince the Significant Other that we need to name our first kid Fenway. Fenway Vallancourt, that has a nice ring to it.
3. Southbridge ma who wants to marry my daughter: Hopefully we will never have to hear of these people again.
4. Fallwell Franken Rivera: Quick name three comedians, two of them unintentionally so.
5. Morality wind farm: is this where they get a bunch of Bible thumpin' Christians together for lots of bean eatin' and fartin'. Perhaps Fallwell is, in some way, involved. I bet Fallwell likes his own brand. Then who doesn't like their own brand? See Verbal Jazz is not afraid to go scatological once in a while.
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Once again, we look at the random search items that unite the accidental readers of Verbal Jazz. Occasionally we turn up some gems:
1. Flabby Arnold Schwarzenegger: In keeping with a theme, there have been many variations of this search: "flabby +Arnold schwarzenegger;" "schwarzenegger flabby;" "Schwarzenegger flabby picture;" "Arnold Schwarzenegger flabby;" "photo flabby schwarzenegger;" and "photo of a flabby schwarzenegger." Needless to say, Verbal Jazz has no desire to run a photo of Arnold, much less a flabby one. What can a candidate for governor of California not be a bit flabby? What gives people; hasn't this man suffered enough humiliation of his own doing without you having to resort to diminishing his body image? Oh, and he may be enduring a longer campaign than he thought...can he hold out until March?
2. Boston Globe Springsteen Fenway picture: Obviously there would be some rights issues were I to be running a photo of the Springsteen shows at Fenway Park, much less Globe photos. That said, I keep trying to convince the Significant Other that we need to name our first kid Fenway. Fenway Vallancourt, that has a nice ring to it.
3. Southbridge ma who wants to marry my daughter: Hopefully we will never have to hear of these people again.
4. Fallwell Franken Rivera: Quick name three comedians, two of them unintentionally so.
5. Morality wind farm: is this where they get a bunch of Bible thumpin' Christians together for lots of bean eatin' and fartin'. Perhaps Fallwell is, in some way, involved. I bet Fallwell likes his own brand. Then who doesn't like their own brand? See Verbal Jazz is not afraid to go scatological once in a while.
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