And the Red sox won the '86 World Series, too
Verbal Jazz just learned of report of a tape that Saddam Hussein made calling a US defeat inevitable. Whether or not one agrees with the war, this Saddam makes the Bush administration look like a bunch of sober-eyed realists. This guy is kind of like the Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" who calls getting his arms lopped off a "flesh wound." Something tells me, that until the last cockroach is still crawling, there will always be a tape of Saddam claiming victory.
Please note that the last paragraph was shot completely from the hip, out of my ass, off the cuff, whichever analogy best suits your mood. I may not have the Monty Python reference down cold, and I certainly do not know whether there are cockroaches in Iraq. In fact the only thing I do know is that the tape "claims" to be from Saddam, for all we know it could be Rich Little trying to get a little extra work. Has anyone seen Rich Little lately? Where did he go? Maybe he is studying the democratic 10 (a Decalogue, each could take a position on a commandment: "General Clark, have you coveted your neighbor's wife?") in hopes of returning to impressionistic triumph in 2004.
Rich Little was kind of a hero growing up. If you ask anyone who knows me personally, they will tell you I can do all sorts of voices. Really. It's a gift and a curse.
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Verbal Jazz just learned of report of a tape that Saddam Hussein made calling a US defeat inevitable. Whether or not one agrees with the war, this Saddam makes the Bush administration look like a bunch of sober-eyed realists. This guy is kind of like the Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" who calls getting his arms lopped off a "flesh wound." Something tells me, that until the last cockroach is still crawling, there will always be a tape of Saddam claiming victory.
Please note that the last paragraph was shot completely from the hip, out of my ass, off the cuff, whichever analogy best suits your mood. I may not have the Monty Python reference down cold, and I certainly do not know whether there are cockroaches in Iraq. In fact the only thing I do know is that the tape "claims" to be from Saddam, for all we know it could be Rich Little trying to get a little extra work. Has anyone seen Rich Little lately? Where did he go? Maybe he is studying the democratic 10 (a Decalogue, each could take a position on a commandment: "General Clark, have you coveted your neighbor's wife?") in hopes of returning to impressionistic triumph in 2004.
Rich Little was kind of a hero growing up. If you ask anyone who knows me personally, they will tell you I can do all sorts of voices. Really. It's a gift and a curse.
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