Does this make me look fat?
Verbal Jazz maintains that there is nothing less flattering to a man, particularly one that is out of shape, than the Polo Shirt. The polo shirt just accentuates man-boobs and flabby guts, when were we tricked into thinking that this was stylish? Maybe it is some secret plot of women to keep to keep us looking as foolish as possible, although the Verbal Jazz fiancee does not like the Polo Shirt either. When I was a kid, it was known as the Izod shirt and the Izod Company used an alligator as its logo. Frankly, I kind of miss the alligator logo of the Izod shirt, replaced by some poseur playing a Chukka of polo. Maybe soon Izod will come to its senses and release the retro Izod shirt: essentially a Polo shirt with the classic gator. Now if only the Polo shirt could do something about man-boobs.

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