When an inspector is not an inspector

After reading this strange item in which Our Fair President claims that Hussein did not let weapons inspectors into Iraq, could we conclude that Hans Blix and Co. were:

*Tourists in the Sean Penn entourage?
*Trainees in the UN Weapons Inspection Program?
*Figments of the collective media imagination?
*Contestants in "Survivor: Iraq?"
*Not officially contracted as inspectors therefore, even though they may be inspecting, they are not inspectors?
*Weapon Intuitors?

It all depends on what the meaning of inspector is. Perhaps the CIA was pressured by a White House official to claim that Blix was not an inspector.

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