7 Reasons to not watch the Baseball All-Star Game

1. The braying, ego-bloated, pompous ass Tim McCarver
2. “This time it counts!” yawn
3. US Cellular Field should be Comiskey Park
4. Mike Williams
5. No offense to Dmitri Young, but anyone from the Detroit Tigers
6. The Home Run contest is better, even though it is glorified batting practice
7. It’s on too late: imagine falling asleep and hearing Tim McCarver’s voice in your dreams

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