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Limbaugh discloses secret desire
NEW YORK, NY - It was a surprising admission, but conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh admitted that he often dreams that Senator Hilary Clinton (D - NY) is his romantically linked arch-nemesis. "I lie awake thinking about the Femi-Nazi," said Limbaugh on his radio show. "It's kind of like Batman and Cat Woman, or something like that. I can no longer hide my feelings for her."
Psychologist Elizabeth Monroe sees Limbaugh's past behavior as a classic example of a boy picking on a girl because he is attracted to her. "It's been obvious for quite some time that Limbaugh has a great admiration and affection for the New York Senator," said Monroe. "He's so mean to her because he is afraid that she will hurt him."
Senator Clinton, in New York for the signing of her book, Living History, had no comment.
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Limbaugh discloses secret desire
NEW YORK, NY - It was a surprising admission, but conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh admitted that he often dreams that Senator Hilary Clinton (D - NY) is his romantically linked arch-nemesis. "I lie awake thinking about the Femi-Nazi," said Limbaugh on his radio show. "It's kind of like Batman and Cat Woman, or something like that. I can no longer hide my feelings for her."
Psychologist Elizabeth Monroe sees Limbaugh's past behavior as a classic example of a boy picking on a girl because he is attracted to her. "It's been obvious for quite some time that Limbaugh has a great admiration and affection for the New York Senator," said Monroe. "He's so mean to her because he is afraid that she will hurt him."
Senator Clinton, in New York for the signing of her book, Living History, had no comment.
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